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That's the conclusion I draw from the news today that Thorntons has revealed annual profits have risen nearly 20% to £8.5m. Although the Thorntons PR spin is "There's room for pleasure and a little bit of indulgence in everyone's life", my assessment is rather: "if you're struggling to make ends meet, why not stuff your face with choccies"?
Well, duh. I bet those researchers spent months trying to work out how to get the last ship in Space Invaders too.
Experience tells me that a good flyswat (one that doesn't push air in front of it as it moves - that's important) and a modicum of dexterity are the main things needed to hit a fly. With practice you can even remove the head and leave the rest of the body intact, although it's not pleasant to clear up.
BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Fly's brain 'senses swat threat'
The good news is my Six Degrees Facebook application gets a mention at the bottom of the Guardian article.
BBC NEWS | Technology | Study revives six degrees theory
Proof! Just six degrees of separation between us
Six Degrees of Separation on Facebook
Possibly optimising it for the new profile has helped, but I've also updated everyone's profile boxes, changed the icon, published a news story to users... It will be interesting to see if it continues.